"Nemo's Guesthouse and Massage is a great hotel."
April 18, 2018
550 meters to the beach
Located in heart of Pattaya
|Value for money||9.0|
|Nearest airport||U-Tapao International Airport (UTP)|
|Distance to airport||30.8 km|
November 23, 2018
"The host John was most welcoming and easy to get along with."
February 2, 2017
August 1, 2018
"Thanks again for a wonderful stay."
September 29, 2018
Situated in Central Pattaya, Nemos Guesthouse and Massage is the perfect place to experience Pattaya and its surroundings. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the lively city has to offer. With its convenient location, the hotel offers easy access to the city's must-see destinations.
At Nemos Guesthouse and Massage, the excellent service and superior facilities make for an unforgettable stay. For the comfort and convenience of guests, the hotel offers free Wi-Fi in all rooms, Wi-Fi in public areas, car park, airport transfer, car hire.
All guest accommodations feature thoughtful amenities to ensure an unparalleled sense of comfort. The hotel's golf course (within 3 km), diving, fishing, spa, massage are ideal places to relax and unwind after a busy day. With an ideal location and facilities to match, Nemos Guesthouse and Massage hits the spot in many ways.
"Location and value were the best points."
February 2, 2017
Children and extra beds
Extra beds are dependent on the room you choose. Please check the individual room capacity for more details.
Minimum age of guests is: 0 year(s).
|Guest's age||Extra bed|
Children 0-5 year(s)
Stay for free if using existing bedding.
If you need an extra bed, it will incur an additional charge.
Guests 6 years and older are considered as adults
Must use an extra bed which will incur an additional charge.
Nemos Guesthouse and Massage
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great value and location for nightlife”
the room was nice, clean and spacious, staff was great too. the entrance through the massage parlor is a bit weird though. that said, massage is great and cheap!
What I love about this place is the amazing hospitality of the owner. He really made me feel welcome and even gave me some 'insights' on where to go during the night. He has mastered his PR skills and I love it than his place. So I am going to be obviously biased here on all aspects because what matters most to me is the hospitality and welcoming nature. Location is very accessible and got lots of food nearby (though it can be a bit noisy at night, but I don't mind. I slept like a baby) The room is clean especially the sheets, the bathroom is actually big and okay. Facilities are good, I only stayed for a night so that's cool. Sending love from the Philippines ^_^
I'm not kidding when I give 5 star rating for Nemo's Guesthouse and Massage. When you look for budget and value you normally can only expect so much. I stayed 6 nights in March 2019. From the time I walked in the door at Nemo's I was treated so friendly. I met John right away and a friendship began. He communicated with me via email before my trip and answered every question I had for 1st time to Pattaya. The rooms are cleaned daily and are very spacious with everything you need. Each and every time I left or returned I was treated with such kindness. John is a great guy and his staff is exceptional. The only thing I would like to see is the rooms have a microwave, but that is trivial. Thanks John for a great stay and I will see you my Nemo's family in October 2019!
Room and owner were very good.”
Room was nice but only problem was floor were very oily and slippery. You have open your shoes outside , so it was little risky to climb staircase. It might be because of massage shop downstairs. Owner was super cool and very friendly guy.
Stay here, you won’t regret it. Staff is very professional and knows what they are doing.”
Other than having one the best massage service in Pattaya. John the the owner is a stand up guy 100% . I ran into a problem late at night and thought i lost my passport(totally my fault) . He went right away to help my situation and calmed me down. Very rare to find these days ; usually staff would just laugh and say you’re on your own. This was not the case. John calmed me down and told me it was not the end of the world and even called the U.S embassy for me out of his own kind will. I eventually found my passport. What a relief! Rooms are updated and newly renovated, spacious and modern. Hott showers and cold ac. Big tv with American channels and a super comfortable bed with ample pillows. Very comfortable stay. 10/10 would stay again. You also cannot beat this location. Right in the heart of the action yet quiet enough to get goods nights rest. Thank you John and staff!
Great location ”
Stopped for a week in total Right in the heart of the best area in Pattay for night life. Great communication with the owner prior to travelling. Easy check In Room was big,functional,and everything worked. It was cleaned every day,and clean sheets and towels. Massage excellent,10 % discount for guests on already cheap prices. Would stay again
Really good, but”
All super, but superior room is on top floor and its warm.. And im talking 8 flights off stairs in narrow corridor. And the sound from yelling chinese from The outside and a barking dog, dog was in the same complex. So if your a heavy sleeper and an athlete this is The place for you!
Great people ”
A very good stay. Very helpful and good staff. What more can I say. Oh yes, thanks a lot John
Thanks so much John”
Very, very nice people, that’s the most important
Guest house was in a great position in the middle of Pattaya near 2nd street, bit strange walking through a massage parlour each day to get outside but good.
Moved here after staying just around the corner. We were up a few flights of stairs which made the room nice and quiet. We arrived on the 19th which was a big celebration day for Song Kran, we had come abit earlier to try and avoid getting wet and John got us in right away, he was super friendly and told us that they were having a party downstairs. We unfortunately missed it as we escaped to ko larn for the day. Good location for bars etc and about 1.4km to walking street which is easily walkable Only issue with stay was the WiFi stopped working early hours when we got back in and didn’t work again before we left but it had worked when first arrived. Not a major issues though. Comfy bed, good ac! Would come again!
Be aware to pay an extremely low price for a nice, spacious room in the middle of the place to be in Pattaya. At Soi Diana, next door to LK Metro, Buakhao, Chaiyapoon etc. Big, comfortable bed, big fridge, big closet with safebox and hangers, water kettle etc. This is not the standard in this price range. The room is very nice and bigger than usual. With the bathroom you have to make a compromise according to its quality and equipment. It is very basic and shows its age. There are also some steps to enter your room, if you are not exercising a bit, it is not suitable for you. I had a great time at Nemos especially by the experienced hospitality. John and his wife are great, great hosts. They support and help you in every way possible.Thanks John!!!!
Dirty run down room. Friendly and helpful manager. Extremely rude and angry staff”
Owner is very nice. Seems like a cool guy but didn’t care that my room had not been cleaned properly. Rooms are filthy. Run down old hotel. Moldy ceiling and grime in bathroom. Very Slippery floors in stairwell and hallway since it’s in the back of a massage shop. Massage shop manager was combative and rude when asking for clean pillows and essential items that should have been there. Massage manager gave me dirty looks every chance she could. She made me feel very unwelcome.
Perfect location for Night life”
No words to describe this place. Friendly staffs, owner is American, who answered me some personal questions by phone calling. Safety box inside the room. Anyway, you can enjoy your holidays at this time. Unfortunately, I got only 2 nights overthere at the end of my trip in Pattaya. Personally, I high recommended this hostel, safe place, good environment and massage shop at the entrance floor for only 150baht/1h.
Sehr gute Wahl”
Das Preis Leistungsverhältnis war ausgezeichnet und zu allen interessanten Stellen in Pattaya nur kurze Wege. Die Leute waren sehr nett und unkompliziert, die Massage im Haus ein besonderer Service. The value for money was excellent and short to all interesting places in Pattaya. The people were very nice and uncomplicated, the massage in the house a special service.
Best value ”
Location easy move n surrounding provide good food n cost less
Good location for food n drink , massages with added value cheap n good
Clean, affordable and super friendly host!”
If you are want a clean, affordable and with action packed amenities, look no further,, Nemos Guesthouse has to be the place. The host, John is also a super friendly gentleman with full of valuable advice. Amenities include Soi Diana, LK Metro and Soi Buakhao. Plenty of street food, a 7-11, Family Mart, Mini Cafe, Subway and others. I enjoyed a free upgrade to a bigger room (FOC) and really enjoyed my stay here in Memos Guesthouse. I will definitely come back when I plan to go Pattaya again.
Top Location. ”
Nice friendly staff, good clean comfortable rooms, this is a great choice if your a single man as its right in the middle of one of Pattaya's liveliest areas. I have stayed here many times and will continue to come back to Nimo's
Big Room but loud”
Big room, couch, furniture, AC all very good. Mike and woman very helpful. It’s on Soi 13 so of course it’s loud, but the woman singing/yelling each night from the bar across the street is very loud until 2 AM. Walking through a crowded massage row each time to go to the room could be uncomfortable ......as in...... -My issue with the staff is that when I checked in, a massage woman siting outside with 6 others asked me my room number. I put her off. I had to this three times. She scowled at me. And later commented/scowled to her friends (blah blah “room number”) the next day when I came back to the hotel.